it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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