i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
