i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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