Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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