D3 body, D1 cock
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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