it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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