I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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