do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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