so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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