I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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