I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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