got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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