butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he was CRYING into my vagina
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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