So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
The adults are the big ones right?
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