Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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