I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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