I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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