i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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