Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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