Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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