You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
