no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
well you can't waste a boner
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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