I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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