does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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