Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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