you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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