The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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