What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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