It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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