thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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