using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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