watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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