Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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