No, you can still breathe under the balls.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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