is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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