Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
