debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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