I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
