Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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