Whod you bang
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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