i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
third nipple confirmed
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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