Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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