i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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