It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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