belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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