And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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