I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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