I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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