Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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