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  • 44 24
    Submitted by rsh1962 on Nov 26, 13 at 7:19am

    I just got laid.

  • 34 33
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 26, 13 at 11:56am

    Get old enough and they'll be replaced by "I just pooped" texts.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by amanduh14 on Nov 26, 13 at 6:08pm

    I just had seeeeexxxx and it felt so good