For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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