After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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