I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
FUCK WHALES
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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