so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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