Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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